I SHOWED THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A PEROGI
how big is ur penis?? i don’t want length, i want volume, surface area and density
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
Tags: OH MY GOD
She’d expected him to joke, or to be sarcastic, but he actually gave her question some thought. “The physical training, well, I couldn’t be a knight without it, and I started late. Nothing would change that. It’s true, at the university I never would have spent time with anyone so much younger than me. I would definitely have lost something then. These little fellows here aren’t always testing each other like males of my advanced years.” He bowed, and Kel smiled. “And I wouldn’t give up your friendship for all the healers credentials in the world."
-- Keladry of Mindelan and Nealan of Queenscove
from “Page”, by Tamora Pierce (via sarahniccolls)