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why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one…

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nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go im sorry but youre going to have to go home and change thats inappropriate for school and the boys are distracted

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nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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steal his look: Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park 

$1,151 Hunter Gather Black Leather Blazer

$275 Phillip Lim Dolman Button Up Shirt

$155 Gucci Rectangular EyeGlasses

$545 David Yurman Silver Box Chain Necklace (add pendant for maximum result)

$159 Dolce & Gabbana Leather Belt

does he not wear pants in the movie

he doesn’t wear pants in my dreams

But he does where a belt

i fucked up, ok

i fucked up

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dascha polanco x

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Reason to Live #280: Autumn, and everything about it. It has always been and forever will be my favourite season. I love proper autumn, not the BC rain - when the sky is a chilly shade of blue, like glacier ice, and the sun is bright enough to set fire to the trees in their ochre glory; when the air has that crisp edge to it, the promise of snow, and is filled with the scent of decaying leaves and sap and pine; when leaves dance in the wind and blow across the ground and gather in heaps that I can jump into, and bury myself in. When we go to the pumpkin patch to pick pumpkins to carve them, and hay rides, and apple/pumpkin pies, and hot chocolate by the fire. I love the festivity and natural beauty of autumn, and it’s impossible for me to be unhappy on an autumn day like that.

Autumn in BC is another matter. It’s just grey and rains. I miss the autumns I had in Edmonton like this.

Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. My favorite season of all the seasons.
Level of excited: 11/10

Tags: fall fall is hereeeeee!!!! except it's 80 degrees ew food

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*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying

everyone around you: yeah you cant fight hate with hate why can’t we all just be nice to each other

u know this literally happens right

in schools

for real

kids get suspended for being bullied because they fought back or were considered a distraction to the bully it’s not just a metaphor it’s literally reality

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